左利きは早死にするの法則 -Rules That Send Left-Handers to an Early Grave-

電話をかけるにも　ドアを開け閉めするにも
世界は君達のためのものさ

夕べ出会った娘は　ひしゃげた髪をカールして
わたし読み書きできないけど何？

君の心の改札を　抜けようとしても左利き
逆立ちすれば見えるもの　見たくもないわ面倒だもの

なるほどこれがそうか　小学校で教わった
最大多数の最大幸福
左利きは早死にするの法則

性別もちぐはぐ　人種もめちゃくちゃなサーカス
僕はそこに生まれてきたかったな

君のハートをこのハサミで　切り取りたくても左利き
男の球を蹴り返す　あなたは偉大なエリザベス

なるほど人はみんな　集合を作って
溢れたものをないがしろさ
左利きは早死にするの法則

左利きは早死にするの法則
左利きは早死にするの法則


Whether I am lifting up the phone
Or opening and closing the door
I know the world is governed by you
The girl I met in the evening
With a tangled mop of curled hair
“Who cares if I cannot read or write?” she says

I try to pass through the ticket gate of your heart
But I am left-handed
If you did a handstand you’d see things a different way
But that is such an effort, nobody can be bothered

I get it now, this is what they meant
When they taught me in elementary school
“The greatest happiness for the greatest number”
Rules that send left-handers to an early grave

The world has a mix of different genders,
There is a jumbled circus of different races
I wish that I had been born into that

I want to cut your heart out with these scissors
But I am left-handed
I go to kick back the guy’s balls
You’re just a great Elizabeth

I get it now, the majority assembles
And turns a blind eye to the overflow
Rules that send left-handers to an early grave

Rules that send left-handers to an early grave
Rules that send left-handers to an early grave